Fandom: Red vs. Blue.
Rating: Hard R.
Summary: Church doesn't exactly have anywhere to go, so that's not the problem. It's just that Wash doesn't fucking let him leave.
Notes: For griefer. Uh Church has a body, because I say so. Post-Reconstruction and completely deviating from canon from there. ~6k words, which is TOO LONG TO FIT IN ONE POST, but the next part is linked at the end.
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